Recent news stories16 Apr 2009 - Simpson Parents Still In Awe of Breasts They Created
Twitter is so useful! You can learn when your buddies are anticipating a meal or when they are about to get into the shower! You can read Perez Hilton and Demi Lovato sucking each other's dicks! And you can hear about how Jessica Simpson's mom thinks her daughter is a slut with huge chuggalas. Reports Celebitchy: Apparently Joe Simpson isn’t the only Simpson family member who likes to comment on Jessica’s assets. Chatting with daughter...
(full story) | 13 Apr 2009 - Jessica Simpson Goes Mrs. Roper
Jessica Simpson celebrated Easter weekend by heading out for a nice dinner with boyfriend Tony Romo. And she wore a muumuu. Bet you think we're about to get all Go Fug Yourself and crucify her for her dumpy wardrobe choice, but you're wrong. Lookit those pegs! A hot, monster-tittied lady in a tight, low cut dress is plenty sexy, but a hot, monster-tittied lady in a Boca Raton grandma outfit is unexpectedly hot. Like a...
(full story) | 11 Feb 2009 - CNW Junk Drawer: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
• This year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl is Leonardo DiCaprio concubine Bar Rafaeli. Or, as the cover states, "Refaeli". It's hard to care when her labes are almost hanging out. (Yeeeah!) • Mr Skin announces Anatomy Award nominees! Holy hooters! (Mr Skin) • Jessica Simpson straps on some short shorts to irk the h8rs. (Drunken Stepfather) • Halle Berry is going to shave her head for a movie role. We're sure she'll look...
(full story) | 27 Jan 2009 - Steve Guttenberg Tells Jessica Simpson to Shut the Hell up—and Become a Mime!
Jessica Simpson has been lying low recently. We figured it was because she was hard at work researching ways in which she can legally change nephew Bronx Mowgli's name to something normal and befitting a true Texan, like Jimmy Bob or Slim. But it turns out Jess has had other things on her mind. Like donuts. And chicken-fried steak. And the sage advice of one Mr. Steve Guttenberg. The little lady to our three...
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