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26 Jun 2008 - Hogan Ogles Best
Hulk Hogan is fast becoming the new Papa Joe Simpson. Actually, scratch that. Hulk has surpassed Pops Simp. At least--and this is probably the first sort-of-nice thing we've ever said about him--Joe didn't ditch his wife to hook up with some young'un who looks just like Jessica. Fox News brings us a tale about Hulk keeping a close watch on Brooke in a bikini getting ogled by Maxim's cameras: Hulk Hogan makes no secret...
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11 Jun 2008 - Hulk Hogan Inserts Foot Into Mouth. Linda Hogan Inserts Teen Into Mouth.
When the most exciting stories involve people with the last name "Hogan", you know it's a bleak day for gossip. For all you Hulkamaniacs out there: last night Hulk Hogan went on Larry King to discuss his son Nick being jailed for a drag race/car accident that turned Nick's best friend John Graziano into a vegetable. Instead of saying, "My son is a dingbat" or "I'm a terrible parent" or "it was all an unfortunate...
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5 May 2008 - Bai Ling Cranks It So That You May Spanks It
Now, we don't know what kind of movie these Crank 2 people think they're making here, but it looks like a pornographic movie to us! What with all the Amy Smart nip slips and underwear-flashing and such and such. For some reason, Bai Ling is also in the movie, and when it comes to not-so-surreptitiously flashing nippage, she's the undisputed champion. The Hulk Hogan of tit tips. The Joe Frazier of boob bullets. Not to...
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27 Aug 2007 - Jennifer's Anuston, Almost
Reporting on Hulk Hogan's son Nick being seriously injured in a car accident is probably the right thing to do, since it's big news in Gossiptown today. But when have...
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28 Jun 2007 - A Public Service Announcement
This is a picture of Jennifer Garner. She has a boyish body and very small breasts, which sometimes make her stomach more prominent. Sometimes she wears shirts that are tight and you can see the contour of her stomach beneath the fabric. For those of you who have never seen the naked body of a female, they usually do not look anything like Gwen Stefani, with a stomach as flat as a dining room table. Sometimes they eat things, and those things then go into a large receptacle in the body that is capable of expanding to hold many, many hot dogs and beers and barbecue potato chips. Also, Jennifer Garner sometimes wears shirts that do not cling to her belly. Maybe she's bloated, or maybe she just doesn't feel like dealing with adjusting a tight garment every five minutes. Neither of these fashion choices mean that she is carrying a Fleck fetus. Also, we're pretty sure that whatever is underneath that tank top feels remarkably similar to a brick wall, and bellies full o' babies don't usually feel like that, unless you are maybe Hulk Hogan's mom. Thank you for your time.
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