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8 May 2008 - C'mon! Vogue! Let Your Feet Rub the Boobies!
Eva Mendes recently graduated from rehab, and she wants to make damn sure we all know that she is 100% OK. According to various academic texts like the Bible, Introduction to Modern Physics, and Choose Your Own Adventure #45: You Are a Shark, the best way to do this is by showing your boobs. Eva did just that in the latest issue of Italian Vogue. After the cut, jugs! Jugs filled with sobriety!...
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18 Mar 2008 - CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted) Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!) Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking about shopping with Doogie Howser? Ooooh, that's fabulous, girlfriend! (The Superficial) Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fighting again. Fighting over...
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7 Feb 2008 - Kirsten Dunst Fills Eva Mendes-Shaped Void at Cirque Lodge
Today on an all-new episode of Celebrity Rehab Swap, Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes will switch places, with Kirsten taking up Eva's abandoned bed at Cirque Lodge, trying to rid her system of intoxicating substances while challenging her fellow 'habbers to farting contests, and Eva trying to make it on the outside, avoiding tequila shots while crying about Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon and constantly readjusting her bra-free tits. It's sure to be a...
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4 Feb 2008 - Eva Mendes Is Addicted to Something
Some stars have very public implosions (complete with pubic explosions), horfing two foot long rails before jumping into an Escalade to drive it on an off-ramp at a high rate of speed with a baby strapped to the ski rack. And others quietly slip into rehab like Houdini or something. And Eva Mendes is one of 'em! TMZ scoops the poop: We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance....
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2 Feb 2008 - Eva Mendes 'enters rehab'
Actress Eva Mendes has checked in to a rehabilitation clinic in Utah, according to reports from the US.
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7 Dec 2007 - Eva Mendes Ponies Up Seat-a for PETA
Apparently, Eva Mendes would rather go naked than wear fur. We wonder if Eva is aware that there are more than just two options. One can go naked, or one...
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