20 Aug 2008 - Ernest Borgnine Masturbates a Lot We're a bit behind the times on this one, mostly because we've been a little preoccupied with naked Harry Potter and imagining Portia and Ellen's honeypot-humping honeymoon and all, but apparently Ernest Borgnine likes to beat off. A lot. And he claims that's the secret to his long, prosperous life. So you heard it straight from the mouth of Marty himself: unsheathing the old beef bayonet as often as possible will help you live... (full story)
