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26 Sep 2008 - Angelina Jolie Is a Total Plastic
We know you're going to be disappointed, because it's not big enough to stick you dick into (presumably; if it is, we're sorry, and you should probably join Chyna's teeny weenie support group), but an artist has created a super lifelike Angelina Jolie doll. Reports The Daily Mail: Starting with an ordinary doll, artist Noel Cruz removed the factory paint and repainted the figurine using acrylics after he was inspired by the 'enigmatic beauty'...
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31 Jul 2008 - Sam Ronson Adorns Herself with Dicks
That Sam Ronson, she's a smart girl. She knows that Lindsay Lohan was a big fan of dong before quitting the juice, so naturally she fears that her lady love will miss a nice fat dick and stray from her womanly arms. But obviously Sam is not willing to pump herself full of steroids and grow a wee peeny a la Chyna, so she came up with a better solution: put a bunch of...
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14 Apr 2008 - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Giving Blowjobs)
We all love a celebrity sex tape, right? We would never watch an actual movie involving the likes of Chyna or Screech, but catch them in the act of porking and we will devote hours upon hours of our life to them. But when a sex tape involves one of the biggest stars in history, does it matter that she's been dead for forty-five years? Nah. Not really. The New York Post reports: Some...
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28 Mar 2008 - New Meat Simona Fusco Drops Her Bikini Top
Until this week we had never heard the name Simona Fusco, probably because we missed the cinematic masterpiece that was Beerfest, which we're sure was spectacular. We also somehow missed Bottoms Up (featuring Paris Hilton!) and Cougar Club (starring teeny weenied Chyna and . . . Faye Dunaway?). We really need a vacation just to keep up with direct-to-video releases. But it's amazing how much attention a lady can grab just by showing up...
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20 Jun 2007 - Tyra Banks Works the Sex Tape, Fiercely
Paris Hilton performing night vision penilingus. Chyna sporting a bigger ding dong than her dude. Screech's upper lip turd-smear. Eve making a colossal dildo disappear before our very eyes. "Touch my balls and my ass." There's been a creepy lull in the celebrity sex tape scene, and nary a whisper has been heard since empty promises of Kim Kardashian being urinated upon, but the next star to step up to the grainy, pixellated plate might just be Ty Ty Baby Banks, her weave bobbing unsteadily above a lucky man's groin.
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2 Oct 2006 - The Return of the Mysterious Paris Hilton Ass Flap
Step right up, folks, and witness CelebNewsWire's Celebrity House of Freaks, featuring all manner of abnormalities from lands far and wide. Thrill to the sight of Chyna and her miniature penis. Oooh and aaah over Kate Bosworth's sixty-pound frame--not one...
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