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9 May 2008 - Sex Kitten with a Sex Kit
Carmen Electra must be a fan of the Babysitters' Club books, because she has adopted their idea of carrying around a kit conducive to success. But while Kristy, Stacey, Mary Ann, Claudia and the gang had Kid Kits full of toys and coloring books, Carmen Electra totes a sex kit full of erotic accouterments. She gives the following tips to readers in the new issue of Cosmopolitan: "Keep a sexiness kit in the car or...
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25 Apr 2008 - Carmen Electra Proves She Has a Type, Gets Engaged
Carmen Electra is continuing her quest to out-Pam-Anderson Pam Anderson by preparing to take on her third husband. We hope her wedding-day attire will be as inspired as Pam's. Reports People: Carmen Electra is engaged to her boyfriend, guitarist Rob Patterson, her rep Jill Fritzo confirms to PEOPLE. "He told friends three days ago that he got engaged," adds a source. "The ring is a black diamond set in white diamonds." Patterson, 37, who...
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13 Aug 2007 - Carmen Electra-fies Your Eel with Her Bikini
You ingrates didn't seem to like last week's Debra Messing side bean, so here's our attempt to get back in your good graces with Carmen Electra stuffed into a bikini...
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11 Jun 2007 - Jessica Simpson Loves Pussy(cat Dolls)
Apparently Jessica Simpson has realized that we care less about her than we care about who's taking care of Paris's pet kinkajou Baby Luv while she's in the clink (true confession: We actually think about Baby Luv every day, whether he/she/it is getting enough food, how long it's been since he/she/it attacked Paris, if Paris lets him/her/it shit all over the house like Britney did with her long gone dogs. We're just trying to look tough by pretending we don't care). Anyway, Jessica is not liking our lack of attention, so she's taking the Carmen Electra approach to win us back: talking about how dirty and sexy she is at home, making us wish we had one of those super-powerful telephoto lenses the paps use. She said of the Pussycat Dolls: I love the way they dance. I do some of the moves myself but not in public - I keep that for the bedroom. I love watching them. I take notes and then keep them for those private moments. That's great Jessica, you're a total tramp when it's just you and a greasy-haired craprocker in the privacy of your bedroom (which we're assuming is covered in all manner of pink and yellow Laura Ashley florals for that authentic P. Dolls brothel feel), but if you really want to grab our attention, take a cue from your little sis and pony up some booby. Oh, and Jessica's post-breakup media assault is double pronged, as she went back to blonde. Thank God the girl's hot again. Next up, the return of the cleavage (we hope).
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15 May 2007 - Carmen Electra's Txt Sx
Carmen Electra has written a book. It's called Wave-Particle Duality in Quantum Mechanics. Haw, no, it's called How to Be Sexy, a book in which Carmen teaches us all manner...
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22 Mar 2007 - Carmen Electra and Joan Jett Just Friends Who Like to Kiss and Stuff
Since you've been wondering (and hoping and fantasizing and other disgusting things that we cannot mention on a respectable website), Carmen Electra and Joan Jett are not sharing their...
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