Recent news stories 4 Jun 2009 - Fight Over Wentz: Ashlee Simpson Is the Chump Victor
Generally a woman who has birthed a baby in the past year sticks to certain conventions. Wearing loose clothing to conceal the still-lingering baby weight. Carrying an overstuffed diaper bag filled with baby wipes and little baggies of Cheerios. Drinking shitloads of caffeine to ward off crushing exhaustion. But not Ashlee Simpson. Nope, when she leaves little Bronx with a nanny she gets shit faced, gives Bronx's daddy "disgusting" lap dances, and spews vitriol...
(full story) | 2 Jun 2009 - A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pete Wentz Into a Bar . . .
Pete Wentz is such a multi-talent. He plays bass! He produces! He designs hoodies for assholes! He busts nuts inside Ashlee Simpson's womb! He shows the internet his dick root! And he owns a bar. It's called Angels & Kings and it's in NYC and apparently, it's a great place to go if you're still in high school but want to get wasted. People says, Pete Wentz’s New York City bar, Angels & Kings, has...
(full story) | 15 May 2009 - Bowery Balloo Wentz in the Works?
God, it was gross enough when Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reproduced the first time, does it have to happen again? We can't face more combined doucheskillet genes and embarrassing baby names. But PopCrunch says these two made another baby, with a mysterious source telling Star that Ashlee is just a few weeks along and doesn't want to tell anyone for a couple of months. However, . . . another tabloid tattle doubts Wentz is...
(full story) | 9 Mar 2009 - Oh, This Is a Swell Idea
Have you ever watched a Saturday evening syndicated double header of The O.C. and 7th Heaven and thought, "These television programs would do well in a mash-up. Only with less Jesus and more sluts"? Your wish is The CW's command. According to Entertainment Weekly: Multiple sources confirm that singer-songwriter-sometime actress Ashlee Simpson has become the latest tenant of The CW's refurbished Melrose Place. The onetime 7th Heaven star will play small-town girl Violet, a character...
(full story) | 17 Dec 2008 - Ashlee Simpson Is a Freak in the Sheets
Sure, Ashlee Simpson and stubby penis-like Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz made a baby, so they've obviously had sexual intercourse, but we have a hard time picturing their coitus. We assume it involves putting on matching mud packs and painting each other's nails, reading Teen Vogue and then updating their MySpace profiles. But sex is what they have, and Pete is more than willing to talk about it. He went on Howard Stern yesterday, and...
(full story) | 12 Dec 2008 - Babies, Boobs, And Hall & Oates Tattoos: The Simpson-Wentz Story
Ugh, slow gossip day. Celebs must be doing gross stuff like holiday shopping and spending time with loved ones and crap instead of going out, smoking angel dust, and banging each other. The nerve! So here's a few tidbits on CNW's first family: Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and little baby Flatpoint Balloo. First, Pete takes to the cyber-arena and bests all comers in the war of the worlds, letting us know that the rumors...
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