| Cast list | | Nathan Stevens | as | Jay | | Cameron Richardson | as | Wendy | | Jorge Garcia | as | Mt. Rushmore | | Kelsey Grammer | as | Mr. Skibness | | Jason Segel | as | Smelly Bob | | James Ransone | as | Junebug | | Jason Dill | as | Hambone | | Claire Titelman | as | Barfetta | | Anthony Amedori | as | Tom Cermak | | John Patrick Amedori | as | Corner Store Clerk | | Vanessa Angel | as | Ms. Barlass | | Charlie Babcock | as | Van Herkey | | Rhia Bassett | as | Rhonda | | Nathan Blank | as | Knuckle Dragger | | Don Brunner | as | Coach Pud | | Gary Cairns II | as | Prosper Schwee | | Athena Cansino | as | Jill | | Norwood Cheek | as | Theater Usher #2 | | Rudy Courtade | as | Waiter #2 | | James 'Spud' Danicic | as | Poo Victim | | Troy DeWalt | as | Barfed on Guy | | Michael Emanuel | as | Officer May | | Deborah Fairchild | as | Glass Clanking Kid's Mom | | Jensen Fairchild | as | Glass Clanking Kid | | Michael Fairwell | as | Skip Parker | | Michelle Fulton | as | Michelle | | Stacy Fuson | as | Jockette | | Jerry Giordano | as | Theater Usher #1 | | Whitney Hall | as | Nun #3 | | Lenny Hirsh | as | Bogus Chuck | | Mike Johnson | as | Theater Manager | | Caitlin Keats | as | Maid of Honor | | Ele Keats | as | Bride | | Claire Kennedy | as | Boa Constrictor | | Veronica Laurence | as | Nun #2 | | George LePorte | as | Shoe Salesman | | Maryann Majick | as | Nun #1 | | Katrina Mock | as | Loser Chick 1 | | Paul Mumford | as | Groom | | Ryan Negri | as | Waiter #1 | | Mark Norris | as | Officer Urise | | Rick Otto | as | Bill Berner | | Chris Premer | as | Best Man | | Lisa Rapp | as | Barfed on Lady | | Matthew Rimmer | as | Sidewalk Prophet (as Matt Rimmer) | | Elise Robertson | as | Mrs. Skibness | | Mandy Robles | as | Loser Chick 2 | | George Russo | as | Mr. Cermak | | Colton Shires | as | Young Jay | | Barry Sigismondi | as | Mulligan | | John William Simmons | as | Richie | | Cyd Strittmatter | as | Corner Store Samaritan | | Dennis Swanson | as | Mr. Swanson | | Lindsay Taylor | as | Suzanne Skibness | | Pattie Tierce | as | Mrs. Cermak | | Brian Vaughan | as | Stoner #2 | | Court Young | as | Stoner #1 |
| | Crew list: | | Tenney Fairchild (Director) | | Tenney Fairchild (Writer) |
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