| Cast list | | Michael Lembeck | as | Kavell | | Dennis Quaid | as | Mad Grossman | | Philip Casnoff | as | Bergman | | Fran Drescher | as | Evie | | David Huddleston | as | Walrus Wallman | | Robert Trebor | as | Rabbi Blowitz | | Lou Wagner | as | Federman | | Richard Beauchamp | as | Ramirez | | Julius Harris | as | Fred the Chef | | Lisa Shure | as | Vicki | | Deborah Richter | as | Barbara (as Debi Richter) | | Rosanna Arquette | as | Judy | | Dale Robinette | as | Irvington | | Mark R. Deming | as | Lobster Newburg | | Curt Ayers | as | Duffo Weiss | | Steve Bonino | as | Batshit | | Vincent Bufano | as | De Neckio | | Rudy Diaz | as | Indian Joe | | Douglas Dirkson | as | Bible Looie | | Judith Drake | as | Big Bertha | | Robert Elston | as | Mr. Kramer | | Jim Greenleaf | as | Fat Solowitz (as James Greenleaf) | | Shirley Gunther | as | Mrs. Walrus | | Fred Hinds | as | The Seven Year Old Kid | | Peter Marc Jacobson | as | Steinberg | | DeWayne Jessie | as | Sweet Moe | | John Reilly | as | Don Sharpe | | Pete Robinson | as | Man in Bar | | Janet Sarno | as | Mrs. Kramer | | Four Scott | as | Kramer's Son | | Marla Silverman | as | Zits Maguire | | Glenn Super | as | Dracula Kesselman |
| | Crew list: | | Joseph Ruben (Director) | | Jeffrey Konvitz (Writer) |
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