| Cast list | | Sylvester Stallone | as | Himself | | Demi Moore | as | Herself | | Michael J. Fox | as | Himself | | Steven Spielberg | as | Backlot Tour Guide | | James Cameron | as | Himself | | John Singleton | as | Himself | | David Zucker | as | Himself | | Jerry Zucker | as | Himself | | Brian Grazer | as | Himself | | Jeffrey Katzenberg | as | Himself | | Andrew Bergman | as | Himself | | Jessica Knoblauch | as | Hooker Actress | | Trey Parker | as | Narrator, Man walking out of Universal Records office, Man toasting drinks at MCA outdoors bar | | Matt Stone | as | Man toasting drinks at MCA outdoor bar | | Chas. Allan | as | Himself | | Dian Bachar | as | Man Eating Sandwich | | Shaun Cassidy | as | Himself | | Robin Cook | as | Himself | | Shelley Fabares | as | Herself | | Heavy D | as | Himself | | Barry Kemp | as | Himself | | Angela Lansbury | as | Herself | | Mike Lobell | as | Himself | | Traci Lords | as | Herself | | Kevin Misher | as | Himself | | Alan Naggar | as | Studio Exec. | | Marty Stuart | as | Himself |
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