| Cast list |
| John Goodman | as | The Dean (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Sydney Tamiia Poitier | as | Hannah (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Beverly D'Angelo | as | Bag Lady (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Christopher Lloyd | as | Attorney Bum (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| David Hyde Pierce | as | Barney (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Caroline Rhea | as | Monica (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Jenica Bergere | as | Sally (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Ken Hudson Campbell | as | Security Guard (segment "Happy Birthday") (as Ken Campbell) |
| Roman Danylo | as | Donald (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Kimiko Gelman | as | May Lee Ha (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Jean Kasem | as | Nurse (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Taylor Negron | as | Policeman (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Travis Wester | as | Chute Boy (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Dondre Whitfield | as | Man in Elevator (segment "Happy Birthday") |
| Marissa Jaret Winokur | as | Dean's Secretary (segment "Happy Birthday") |
