| Cast list | | David Koechner | as | Coach Fields | | Jon Gries | as | Barber | | Matthew Lawrence | as | Lance Truman | | Bradley Cooper | as | Cowboy | | Melora Hardin | as | Barb Fields | | Eric Christian Olsen | as | Dude | | Carl Weathers | as | Freddie Wiseman | | Stacy Keibler | as | All-American Mom | | Andy Dick | as | Referee | | Shannon Marie Woodward | as | Emily | | Kerri Kenney | as | Sports Judge | | Robert Ri'chard | as | Aseel Tare | | Noureen DeWulf | as | Jizminder Featherfoot | | Brooke Nevin | as | Michelle Fields | | Martin Spanjers | as | Randy Randinger | | Dennis Rodman | as | Warden | | Paige Peterson | as | Trotter's girl | | Jermaine Williams | as | iPod | | Drew Lachey | as | All-American Dad | | Tarah Paige | as | Heidi - Cheerleader #1 | | Jesse Garcia | as | Jorge Juanson | | Nick Searcy | as | Mr. Truman | | Jillian Grace | as | Maria Sharapova | | Holmes Osborne | as | Gabe Lowe | | Jackie Long | as | Trotter | | Michael Irvin | as | Himself | | Jason Sklar | as | Super Fan | | Randy Sklar | as | Super Fan | | Debra Ling | as | Hottie | | Finesse Mitchell | as | Titans Coach | | Frank Caliendo | as | Chip Imitation | | Jim Cody Williams | as | Salamander | | John Salley | as | Himself | | Aidan Gonzales | as | Baby Lance | | Lawrence Taylor | as | Himself | | Casey Sander | as | Clint | | Lindsay Gareth | as | Brittany | | Andrew Gonzales | as | Baby Lance | | Emma Heming | as | Megan | | Ryan O'Neil DeSouza | as | Cuban Refugee | | Jean-Michel Richaud | as | Scary Lineman (voice) | | David Blue | as | Lacrosse Partygoer | | Tony Gonzalez | as | Choreographer | | Brittany Buckner | as | Kelly | | Tony Wilde | as | Autistic Kid | | Dre Bowie | as | Titan Football Player | | Chauntal Lewis | as | Freddy's Girl | | Trae Ireland | as | Minnesota Viking Player | | Chris Rose | as | Himself | | Tony Alameda | as | Tattooed convict | | Jason Widener | as | Vince | | Eric Dickerson | as | Himself | | George Back | as | Buddy Boy | | Chase Penny | as | Troy | | Robb Skyler | as | Marv Albert | | Akima | as | Chief Featherfoot | | Alex E. Burns | as | The Limousine Driver | | Ryan Adams | as | Football player | | Dorothy Camak | as | Prom Date | | Monica Cabral | as | Soccer Girl | | Matt Leonard | as | Scary Lineman | | Derek Graf | as | Turbo | | Ken Medlock | as | Pitching Coach | | Daniel Abikasis | as | Football player | | Bruce Nicholson | as | Armed Guard #1 | | Marquita Scott | as | Titan Cheerleader | | D.T. Carney | as | Team Unbeatable | | Jerry Sherman | as | Rookie | | Allie Cohen | as | Titan Cheerleader | | Chris Moss | as | Football dancer and Cheerleader | | Jerrod Montgomery | as | Cubs Center Fielder | | David Black | as | Cameraman | | Jennifer Brasuell | as | Cheerleader | | Kai Donovan Brady | as | Young Lance | | Eric Mandia | as | Comebacks Football Player | | Timo Malaika Howard | as | ACL's Wife | | Joshua Gates Weisberg | as | Toilet Bowl Fan | | Adam Apodaca | as | Maddonald |
| | Crew list: | | Tom Brady (Director) | | Joey Gutierrez (Writer) | | Ed Yeager (Writer) |
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