| Cast list | | Jason Alexander | as | Michael Makeshift | | Lolita Davidovich | as | Valeri Carboni | | James Woods | as | Reggie Makeshift | | Joe Mantegna | as | Stone | | Jay Mohr | as | Dwayne | | Robert Costanzo | as | Ranzier | | Beatrice Arthur | as | Beverly Makeshift | | Eda Reiss Merin | as | Rose | | John Amos | as | Gray | | Rob Reiner | as | Dr. Plosner | | Haley Joel Osment | as | Danny | | Tiffany Salerno | as | Cindy | | Beau Gravitte | as | Bob | | Una Damon | as | Bartender | | Jerry Adler | as | Morton Makeshift | | Lynne Felderman | as | Screaming Woman | | Brian Herskowitz | as | Bakery Cart Man | | Ken Lerner | as | Sergeant Moss | | Zoaunne LeRoy | as | Mrs. Gelder | | Greg Lewis | as | Bank Manager | | Jonathan Penner | as | Cop #1 | | Ken Tipton | as | Leader of OverEaters Anonymous | | Daena E. Title | as | Cop #2 | | Rip Torn | as | Captain Cole | | Kelly Wellman | as | Barbara Wellman | | Steven Wright | as | Cabbie |
| | Crew list: | | Jason Alexander (Director) | | Jeff Nathanson (Writer) |
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