| Cast list | | Mark Weiler | as | Carl The Cannon (as Matt Wilde) | | Hanna Harper | as | | | Ron Jeremy | as | Reggie | | Erika Jordan | as | | | Daron McFarland | as | Phil | | Regina Mocey | as | Phil's mom | | Ron Moon | as | The Colonel | | Nikki Nova | as | | | Danny Pape | as | | | Cindy Pucci | as | Porsche | | Christine Vinson | as | |
| | Crew list: | | James Connelly (Director) | | James Connelly (Writer) |
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