| Cast list |
| Tracy Morgan | as | Himself |
| Lee Majors | as | Steve Austin |
| George W. Bush | as | Himself (archive footage) |
| Chris Cornell | as | Himself |
| Mandy Moore | as | Herself |
| Disturbed | as | Ballsiest Band Award winners |
| Lamb of God | as | (archive footage) |
| Noureen DeWulf | as | Herself |
| Rashida Jones | as | Herself (archive footage) |
| LaDainian Tomlinson | as | Himself - 'Most Unstoppable Jock Award' winner |
| Kobe Bryant | as | Himself (archive footage) |
| Minka Kelly | as | Herself - Gift from the Gods Award' winner |
| Seth MacFarlane | as | Himself |
| Jessica Alba | as | Herself - Hottest Jessica Award winner |
| Jessica Biel | as | Herself (archive footage) |
