| Cast list | | Scott Waara | as | B. Santa Maria | | Nancy Stafford | as | Lady in Park | | Lauren E. Roman | as | Mother | | Christopher Prizzi | as | Lawyer in Park | | Anna Michelle Wang | as | Nun | | Michael F. Johnston | as | Acme Announcer (voice) |
| | Crew list: | | Todd Albertson (Director) | | Jeff Andrus (Writer) |
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