| Cast list | | Melinda Augustina | as | Various (voice) | | Sara Jean Barrett | as | Various (voice) | | Marina Blumenthal | as | Girl on TV | | Curtis Byrd | as | Warehouse employee | | Mary Carey | as | Melody Smith | | Fred Coury | as | Organic customer | | Bruce Eason | as | Singing Customer | | Kira Eggers | as | JPX Customer | | Gabe Gomez | as | Warehouse employee | | Noe Gonzalez | as | Tic Tac the Low Calorie Vato | | Michael H. Goodwyn | as | Junkyard Willie | | Susan Hale | as | Angry customer | | Tim Henning | as | Warehouse employee | | Philip Hersh | as | Scooter / Various (voice) | | Beverly Lynne | as | Angry Stripper | | Joe Mannetti | as | Angry commuter | | Freddy Morales | as | JPX employee | | Paul Morquecho | as | Tic tac (voice) | | Michael Nance | as | Warehouse employee | | Amanda Normington | as | Angry Customer V / O on phone | | Phoebe Price | as | Crissy | | Randy Ratchett | as | Himself | | Promise Ryan | as | JPX employee | | Larry Sands | as | JPX employee | | Mark Schrier | as | UPX worker | | Will Shupe | as | Liquor store clerk | | Jessica Silvetti | as | Warehouse Babe | | Kimberly Trew | as | Various (voice) | | Dustin Type | as | Passenger | | Matt Vera | as | Altoid | | April Wade | as | Healed girl | | Zondra Wilson | as | Angry Customer Service Representative | | Brenden Wing | as | Bean-filled Billy | | Don Worley | as | Judge |
| | Crew list: | | RePete (Director) | | Jack Edward Sawyers (Director) | | RePete (Writer) |
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