| Cast list | | Adam Saunders | as | Jayson | | Dan Hendricks | as | Mark (as Daniel Hendricks Simon) | | Matthew Morgan | as | Darren | | Charles Balducci | as | Narrator / Christopher | | Gene Palleschi | as | Mario | | James Villani | as | Guido | | Sal Graziano | as | Fat Tony Colucci | | Dani Marco | as | Tammy | | Mario Cantone | as | Mr. Burton | | Katie Finneran | as | Mrs. Dickenson | | Mick Foley | as | Pawn Shop Owner | | Cris Judd | as | Dancing Doorman | | Solomon Chertok | as | Todd / Chuck | | Chad Dictenberg | as | Band member 'Anal Swet' | | Matt Feldman | as | Band member 'Anal Swet' | | Ramon Fernandez | as | Stick up Man | | Samantha Ilise Gutterman | as | Kim | | Kaylie | as | Lisa | | Steve Remeika | as | Young Fat Tony Colucci | | Lizette Santiago | as | Nicole | | Dunn Septimus | as | Thug 1 |
| | Crew list: | | Aditya Chandora (Director) | | Chad Dictenberg (Writer) | | Gautama Kavuri (Writer) |
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