| Cast list | | Daniel von Bargen | as | Maury | | Nicole Lewis | as | London Betty | | Clint Howard | as | Narrator (voice) | | Thomas Edward Seymour | as | Billy | | Margaret Rose Champagne | as | Jess | | Russ Russo | as | Volgo the Russian | | Dick Boland | as | Mayor Plumb | | Phil Hall | as | Sgt. Stone | | Matt Ford | as | Roy McCoy | | Philip Guerette | as | Todd | | Sheri Lynn | as | Cindy (as Sheri Toczko) | | Rachael Robbins | as | Mindy | | Chris Ferry | as | Karate Stan | | Jonathan Gorman | as | Stanley (as Jon Gorman) | | Haydria Finocchiaro | as | Reporter |
| | Crew list: | | Thomas Edward Seymour (Director) | | Thomas Edward Seymour (Writer) |
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