| Cast list | | Danny Masterson | as | Dirt Merchant | | David Faustino | as | Sponge | | David DeLuise | as | Sly | | Julie Benz | as | Angie | | Jenna Jameson | as | Holly So Tightly | | Brion James | as | Detective Harry Ball | | Tim Thomerson | as | Jack | | Anthony Michael Hall | as | Jeffry Alan Spacy | | Dale Godboldo | as | Zeke the Geek | | Carlos Alazraqui | as | Ronny Orlando | | Lisa Kushell | as | XTV Reporter | | Lee Arenberg | as | James Earl | | Wade Carpenter | as | Johnny Decay | | Elon Gold | as | Blood Banker | | Anne Getty | as | Poetry Girl |
| | Crew list: | | B.J. Nelson (Director) | | B.J. Nelson (Writer) |
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