| Cast list | | Santiago Segura | as | José Luis Torrente | | Yvonne Sciò | as | Giannina Ricci | | Javier Gutiérrez | as | Solís | | José Mota | as | Josito | | Carlos Latre | as | Torrente Jr. | | Tony Leblanc | as | Mauricio Torrente | | Fabio Testi | as | Montellini | | Enrique Villén | as | Salas | | Luis Larrodera | as | Menéndez (as Luis Roderas) | | Silvia Gambino | as | Vanessa | | Ruth Zanon | as | Fiorella | | Xavier Deltell | as | Linares | | Jaime Barnatán | as | José María (as Jimmy Barnatán) | | Natxo Allende | as | Ninja | | Carola Baleztena | as | Araceli | | Manuel Barragán | as | Himself | | Andreu Buenafuente | as | Padre Catalán | | Jerónimo Cantero | as | Calatrava (as Jeromín Cantero) | | Iker Casillas | as | Himself | | Mad Crampi | as | Cameo | | El Fary | as | Himself | | Florentino Fernández | as | Hombre del lavabo | | Luis Figo | as | Cameo | | Fofito | as | (as Alfonso Aragón 'Fofito') | | Eduardo García | as | Joven Torrente | | Eduardo Gómez | as | Hombre del hotel | | José María Gutiérrez | as | Himself (as Guti) | | Iván Helguera | as | Himself | | Carlos Iglesias | as | Benito | | John Landis | as | Arabian embassador | | Marcos Mundstock | as | Cameo | | Jaime Ordóñez | as | Ordóñez | | Carlos Perea | as | Carlitos | | Pablo Pinedo | as | Contreras | | Carlos Pumares | as | Padre de Vanessa | | Oliver Stone | as | Drunk man | | Guillermo del Toro | as | Michael Moore (scenes deleted) | | Fernando Torres | as | Himself (playing soccer with a granade) |
| | Crew list: | | Santiago Segura (Director) | | Santiago Segura (Writer) |
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