| Cast list | | Jessica Alba | as | Lucy | | Elizabeth Banks | as | Jess | | Timothy Olyphant | as | Chip | | Aaron Eckhart | as | Bill | | Logan Lerman | as | The Kid | | Craig Bierko | as | Sargeant | | Marisa Coughlan | as | Laura | | Kristen Wiig | as | Jane Whitman | | Todd Louiso | as | John Jr. | | Reed Diamond | as | Paul | | Jason Sudeikis | as | Jim Whitman | | Holmes Osborne | as | | | Shirly Brener | as | Nurse | | Jaxon Stanford | as | Mentor | | Brad Schmidt | as | Jimmy | | Lorraine Clarkson | as | Hospital Visitor | | Julia Pace Mitchell | as | Dana | | Joseph Patrick Moynihan | as | Jim | | Tyler Shaw | as | Patron of the Bank | | Kevin Stroup | as | Teacher | | William Clifton | as | John Jr.'s Assistant | | Ken Goth | as | Donny | | Adam Hackbarth | as | Coffee Shop Patron | | Paul Goetz | as | Tom the Fireworks Cashier | | Daniel Byington | as | Golfer | | Patrick Belics | as | High school student | | Andy Zou | as | Donald Choo | | Ana Lucasey | as | Sarah Sheldon | | Greg Reynolds | as | Sergeant's Customer | | Ben Nordstrom | as | The Barista | | Beau Bommarito | as | Hospital patient | | Sarah Arend | as | John Jr.'s Assistant | | Daniel Becker | as | Private School Student | | Zac Tredway | as | Doctor | | Zak Littrell | as | Private School Student | | Elise Thorpe | as | Kelly | | Dale D. Moore | as | Bank Teller | | John Weber | as | Businessman | | Nandini King | as | Bank Lobby Employee | | Daniel Press | as | Sergeant's Employee |
| | Crew list: | | Bernie Goldmann (Director) | | Melisa Wallack (Director) | | Melisa Wallack (Writer) |
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