| Cast list | | Michael Panes | as | Dennis Flotchky | | Cheri Oteri | as | Maria Villanova | | Jane Lynch | as | Maude Silver | | Sam Robards | as | Gary Gold | | Savannah Haske | as | Sister Agnes O'Malley | | Peter Dinklage | as | Sterno | | Billy Nash | as | Hotel security | | Jackie Katzman | as | Devon | | Kentaro Abe | as | Kendo | | Danny Alexander | as | Raffi | | Jason Batchko | as | Jason | | Ellie Boucher | as | Waitress | | Craig Braun | as | Contestant #3 | | Lisa Deane | as | Carol | | Illeana Douglas | as | Cameo | | Natasha Elliott | as | Brisbee Receptionist | | Conchata Ferrell | as | Rosemary Flotchky | | Brian Gattas | as | Brisbee | | Jeremy Guskin | as | Indian Larry | | Robert Harvey | as | Murray (as Bob Harvey) | | Michael Irpino | as | Jaime | | John Landis | as | Doctor Levine | | Tim Lane | as | Keith Johnson | | Allan Loeb | as | Kurt Lowry | | Robyn Moran | as | Stalker | | Erick Nathan | as | Reality TV Show Director | | Kestrin Pantera | as | Reporter #1 | | Chase Polan | as | Party Girl | | George Poulos | as | Fancy Hotel Manager | | Scott Ramp | as | Silver & Gold Associate Producer | | Carrie Reeves | as | Jenny Hurlington | | Seth Resnik | as | Hollywood Producer | | Tim Rhoze | as | Reporter #3 | | Gary Rosen | as | Larry | | Deep Roy | as | Indian Mo | | Josh Rubenstein | as | Roving Reporter | | Jolene Rust | as | Contestant #2 | | Michael Shyers | as | Regular Hotel Manager | | Nick Souza | as | Restaurant Patron | | Shana Stein | as | Marie | | Allison Threadgold | as | Concierge | | Christina Venuti | as | Charlotte | | Morgan Vukovic | as | Francine | | Elizabeth Warner | as | Reporter #2 | | Ken Weiler | as | Joshua Ladd | | PaSean Wilson | as | Contestant #1 | | Pauline Yasuda | as | Fan |
| | Crew list: | | Greg Pritikin (Director) | | Greg Pritikin (Writer) | | Joanne Storkan (Writer) |
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