| Cast list | | Megan West | as | Secretary | | Charlene Amoia | as | Shirley | | Gregg Avedon | as | Man Husband | | Ivonne Azurdia | as | Sidra | | Dave Barry | as | Himself | | Jeff Breslauer | as | Albert | | Jules Bruff | as | Lady Who Lunches | | Debbie Campbell | as | Seattle Girl | | John Cleese | as | British Expert | | Lori Creighton | as | Girl served by Dave | | Tammy Dahlstrom | as | Gadget Wife | | Stephanie Deaver | as | Lila | | Nicola Fordwood | as | Philadelphia Girl | | Lloyd Garroway | as | Lawyer | | Matthew T. Gitkin | as | Elevatoy "Guy" | | Hank Goldberg | as | Himself | | Johnny Hagen | as | Guy Husband | | Kyle Hess | as | Toy Store Clerk | | William Hodgens | as | Captain of the Visagoths | | Keith Hudson | as | Phil | | Monica Huntington | as | Country club hottie | | Alex Hyde-White | as | Gadget Husband | | Tamara Jones | as | Guy Wife | | Khalil Kain | as | Gene | | Tony Lewis | as | Primate Father | | Tony Lewis | as | Primate Elaines Father | | Dan Marino | as | Himself | | Charlotte Mineo | as | Jersey Girl | | Christina Moore | as | Elaine | | David S. Muhlfelder | as | Guy Patient | | Lochlyn Munro | as | Roger | | David Andrew Nash | as | Dad | | Alfred Nittoli | as | The Barber | | Carlos Ponce | as | Steve | | Shawn Ray | as | Ed | | Clare Salstrom | as | Horse Groomer | | Connie Sawyer | as | Old Wife | | Andrew Seeley | as | Agent Leopold | | David Shor | as | Bathroom Guy | | Michael Shor | as | Towel Boy | | David Studwell | as | Stan | | Dick Vitale | as | Himself | | Megan Ward | as | Kelly | | Tim Ware | as | Guy Doctor | | Adam H. Weiss | as | Kid | | Brett Weiss | as | Little Boy | | Ryan B. Weiss | as | Caveboy |
| | Crew list: | | Jeff Arch (Director) | | Jeff Arch (Writer) | | Dave Barry (Writer) |
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