| Cast list | | Billy Crystal | as | Abbie | | Alan King | as | Abe | | JoBeth Williams | as | Lisa | | Janet Carroll | as | Dorothy Davis | | David Ackroyd | as | 1st Assistant Director | | Phil Fondacaro | as | Horace Bosco | | Robert Pastorelli | as | Al (Broccoli) | | Mark L. Taylor | as | 2nd Assistant Director | | Peter Elbling | as | Director | | Larry Cedar | as | 1st Assistant Director (Soap) | | Sheryl Bernstein | as | Dancer | | Joe Shea | as | Stan Kantor | | Joe 'Flash' Riley | as | Tango | | Billy Beck | as | Angry Man | | Margarito Mendoza | as | Mariachi Trumpet Player |
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