| Cast list | | Thomas Gottschalk | as | Martin | | Priscilla Presley | as | Keelin | | Shia LaBeouf | as | Joey | | Ben Foster | as | Ryan | | Lin Shaye | as | | | Jessica Bowman | as | Marlena | | Howard Morris | as | | | Mike Kimmel | as | The Nasty Lifeguard | | J.P. Manoux | as | Chihuahua Owner | | Cheech Marin | as | | | Ben Stein | as | Jack | | John Travis | as | Sarcastic Guy |
| | Crew list: | | Craig Shapiro (Director) | | Alec Matthews (Writer) |
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