| Cast list | | Amy M. Allen | as | Sister | | Alan Arkin | as | Himself | | Jim Brown | as | Tortured Siamese Twin | | Tim Burton | as | Himself | | Geena Davis | as | Herself | | Johnny Depp | as | Himself | | Dawn Eash | as | Girl Next Door | | Hannah Eckstein | as | Aunt | | Danny Elfman | as | Himself | | Jimm Giannini | as | Uncle | | Jeffrey Jones | as | Himself | | Bob Kane | as | Himself | | Michael Keaton | as | Himself | | Patrick LaBrecque | as | Brother | | Stuart Lancaster | as | Neighbor | | Will Lyman | as | Narrator | | Elizabeth MacDonald | as | Mom | | Ben McCreary | as | Young Tim | | Catherine O'Hara | as | Herself | | Vincent Price | as | Himself | | Paul Reubens | as | Himself | | Joe Roth | as | Himself | | Winona Ryder | as | Herself | | Glenn Shadix | as | Clown | | Heather Thomas | as | Tortured Siamese Twin | | Dianne Wiest | as | Herself | | Stan Winston | as | Himself | | Biff Yeager | as | Dad |
| | Crew list: | | Roland Mesa (Director) | | Marshall Brutus Drazen (Writer) |
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