| Cast list | | Perry Caravello | as | Himself / Stone Fury | | Don Barris | as | Himself / Big Lou | | Tony Barbieri | as | Mole / Brock | | Lisa Arch | as | Susan B. Anthony / Jiggly Wrigley (as Lisa Kushell) | | Bobcat Goldthwait | as | The Director | | Dane Cook | as | Roman Polanski | | Carson Daly | as | Himself | | Jimmy Kimmel | as | Himself | | Adam Carolla | as | Himself | | William Perry | as | Himself (as William 'The Refrigerator' Perry) | | Charlie Adams | as | Usher | | Kitana Baker | as | Svetlana | | Tammy Faye Bakker | as | Herself | | Johann Benét | as | Himself | | Neena Bidasha | as | Clerk's Daughter #1 | | Veena Bidasha | as | Clerk's Daughter #2 | | Scott Hartman | as | Bartolomeo Vanzetti | | Tom Hughes | as | Personal Assistant | | Toby Huss | as | Ansel Adams | | Sal Iacono | as | Sol Steinbergowitz-Greenbaum | | Tom Kenny | as | Gay Costume Designer | | Subash Kundanmal | as | Convenience Store Clerk | | Bob Legionaire | as | Charlton Heston | | Eric Marseglia | as | Burt Ward | | Paul Motley | as | Ernie Banks | | Geoff Pierson | as | President of Show Business | | James Price | as | | | Colin Quinn | as | Talk Show Guest | | Roger Rose | as | Reporter | | Dave Sheridan | as | Travis Bickle | | Laura Silverman | as | Frances Farmer | | Tom Stern | as | Yurgi | | Jill Sundeen | as | Nadia | | Toshi Toda | as | Hiroshima Nagasaki | | Vini | as | Convenience Store Clerk's Wife | | Wayne Wilderson | as | Nicola Sacco | | Julia Lea Wolov | as | |
| | Crew list: | | Bobcat Goldthwait (Director) | | Tony Barbieri (Writer) | | Don Barris (Writer) |
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