| Cast list | | Sarah Michelle Gellar | as | Brett Eisenberg | | Alec Baldwin | as | Archie Knox | | Dennis Albanese | as | Cook | | Audra Blaser | as | Petal | | Vanessa Branch | as | Faye Faulkner | | Geoffrey Cantor | as | Library Curator | | Chris Carmack | as | Jed Hanson | | Nathan Corddry | as | Jason | | Vincent De Paul | as | Ms. Paddleford's companion | | Maggie Grace | as | Chloe | | Spencer Hawken | as | Grady Roberts | | Daniel Hubbert | as | Bartender | | Marin Ireland | as | Katie | | Amad Jackson | as | Seaver | | Keith Jordan | as | Cute guy | | Ebon Moss-Bachrach | as | Ethan | | Corinne Russell | as | Model | | Marian Seldes | as | Margaret Paddleford | | Sorab Wadia | as | Cabbie | | Lanette Ware | as | Nikki |
| | Crew list: | | Marc Klein (Director) | | Marc Klein (Writer) | | Melissa Bank (Writer) |
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