| Cast list | | Leigh Francis | as | The Bear / Various Characters | | Patsy Kensit | as | Helen Hennerson | | Sean Pertwee | as | Richard Hennerson | | Yasmin Kerr | as | Lillian Hennerson | | Davina McCall | as | Dave Ian McCall | | Nick Moran | as | The Scriptwriter | | Russell Brand | as | Mr. Wolf | | Ross Lee | as | Various Characters | | Barunka O'Shaughnessy | as | Sacha Van Boederhaag | | Karen Hayley | as | Various Characters | | Kirsty Gallacher | as | Goldilocks | | Ozzy Rezat | as | Ozzy | | Craig Phillips | as | Himself | | Ben Shephard | as | Carol Singer #1 | | Jenni Falconer | as | Carol Singer #2 |
| | Crew list: | | Ben Palmer (Director) | | Kate Daughton (Writer) | | James De Frond (Writer) |
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