| Cast list | | Gary Burghoff | as | Fleck/Lady Esmerelda | | Jason Miller | as | Mikie | | Fred Carpenter | as | Armand Conti | | Donnie Kehr | as | Marty Bannon | | Rebecca Ferratti | as | Dianna Conti | | Mark McKelvey | as | Sharif | | Chris Cooke | as | Captain Jacobson | | Tom Poster | as | Jonathan Barnes | | Alan Popper | as | Thomas Stanzak | | Dona Monique | as | Jasmine, the Stripper Hit Woman | | Teresina | as | Mrs. Ferraro | | Glenn Douglas | as | Mr. Ferraro | | Jesse Combs | as | Joey Ferraro | | Rae Patch | as | Mrs. Callahan | | Charlie Charette | as | Mr. Callahan |
| | Crew list: | | Gary Burghoff (Director) | | Rob Fresco (Director) | | Fred Carpenter (Writer) | | James McTernan (Writer) |
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