| Cast list | | Scott Cohen | as | Dave Segel | | John Stamos | as | Cal Scoppa | | Annabeth Gish | as | Greta Siegel | | Paulina Porizkova | as | Lily Kildear | | Michael Leydon Campbell | as | Jake Elovitch | | Tara Reid | as | Emily | | Linda Larkin | as | Annette | | KaDee Strickland | as | Molly | | Sarah Litzsinger | as | Andrea | | Eric Zuckerman | as | Summons Server | | John Heinlein | as | Leering mover | | Elliott C. Villar | as | Oblivious mover | | Mike Taranto | as | Mike the bartender | | Katie Orenstein | as | Hot chick at basketball court | | Kathleen Truitt | as | Departing party girl |
| | Crew list: | | Greg Lombardo (Director) | | Greg Lombardo (Writer) | | Neil Turitz (Writer) |
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