| Cast list | | Lynn-Holly Johnson | as | Tesia Papadapacropolis | | Billy Barty | as | Crosby | | Ruth Buzzi | as | Widow Knockerby | | Yvonne Craig | as | Lucille | | Raymond Davis | as | Mr. Coats | | Rick Eye | as | Beach Bum | | Kort Falkenberg | as | Cake Man | | Robert Gallo | as | Rossoti | | Cliff Gordon | as | Driver (as Clif Gordon) | | Tosha Griggs | as | Little Girl | | Murray Langston | as | Hope | | Gerry Lock | as | Sr. Citizen | | Jason Logan | as | Desmond (as Jason Harris) | | David Michael O'Neill | as | Albert | | Gary Owens | as | Minister | | Tom Pardew | as | Don | | Linnea Quigley | as | Mona | | Izzy Redman | as | Papadapacropolis | | Sue Rihr | as | Shelly | | Nita Talbot | as | Mrs. Shlumsky | | Daniel Trent | as | Phelps | | Mark Voland | as | Scott | | Kathe Weeks | as | Cannon Girl | | Dawn Wildsmith | as | Sable Coats (as Dawn Wildsworth) | | K.C. Winkler | as | Dispatcher |
| | Crew list: | | Mark Byers (Director) | | Tom Pardew (Director) | | Tim Minear (Writer) |
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