| Cast list |
| Graham Chapman | as | Brother / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / Sergeant-Major / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk |
| John Cleese | as | Announcer / Hungarian Man / Self-Defence Teacher / Sir George Head / Policeman / Interviewer /Mr. Praline / Second General /Christopher Columbus /Mungo the Cook / Bank Robber / Accountant #2 (falling past the window) / Vocational Guidance Counselor / Vivian Smith Smythe Smith |
| Terry Gilliam | as | Self-defence nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar man / Sign holder |
| Eric Idle | as | Prosecutor / Marriage Counselor / Arthur Nudge / Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks) / 'Hell's Grannies' analyst / Arthur Wilson / Arthur Wilson Two / Nightclub Emcee / Linkman / First General / Restaurant Manager / Lingerie Shop Owner / Accountant #1 (falling past the window) / Fairy Godmother / Rita Fairbanks / Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris |
| Terry Jones | as | Stage Manager / Tobacconist / 2nd Hungarian Man / Squire / Self-defence student #3 / Tenant #1 / Flasher / Mouse Organist Ken Ewing / Fat Soldier / Waiter / Nude Organist / Brian / Nigel Incubator Jones |
| Michael Palin | as | Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Self-defence student #2 / Tenant #2 / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler /Bevis (pet shop employee / lumberjack) / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert Anchovy / Gervais Brookhamster |
| Carol Cleveland | as | Dierdre Pewtey / Storyteller / Milkman Collector / Restaurant Patron #2 / Elsbeth |
| Connie Booth | as | Best Girl |
