| Cast list | | Tom Riley | as | Joe | | Tom Burke | as | Baggy | | Carmen Electra | as | Candy | | Eddie Marsan | as | Doug | | Michelle Ryan | as | Lila | | Mackenzie Crook | as | Dulberg | | Felicity Montagu | as | Mum | | Philip Jackson | as | Dad | | Jimmy Carr | as | Video Store Guy | | John Standing | as | Michael de Vere | | Carl Prekopp | as | Vlad | | Rasmus Hardiker | as | Christi | | Colin Michael Carmichael | as | Gabi | | Stephanie Blacker | as | Tiffany Thomas | | Giles Alderson | as | Carl (as Giles Anderson) |
| | Crew list: | | Stephen Surjik (Director) | | Peter Hewitt (Writer) | | Phil Hughes (Writer) |
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