| Cast list | | George Carlin | as | Ralph | | Ben Stiller | as | Freddy Novak | | Buddy Ebsen | as | Vandevere Lodge | | Leslie Hope | as | Susan Fahnestock | | Michael J. Pollard | as | Palomar | | Jack Blessing | as | R. Judson Kimbrough | | Dan Castellaneta | as | George Agrande | | Ellen Ratner | as | Ruth | | George Wallace | as | Big Dan | | Mindy Sterling | as | Mary | | Lisa Montgomery | as | Vi | | Michael Gregory | as | Real Cop | | Gregg Almquist | as | Herb | | Julian Christopher | as | Moneyline Reporter | | Newell Alexander | as | News Reporter |
| | Crew list: | | Alan Metter (Director) | | Joe Kierland (Writer) | | Jon Connolly (Writer) |
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