| Cast list | | Ewen Bremner | as | Sammy | | Robert Carr | as | | | Michael Carter | as | Mr. Nelson | | Billy Connolly | as | Himself | | Marianne Faithfull | as | Woman in street | | Tania Grier | as | Dream Girl | | Shirley Henderson | as | Pauline | | Mary McCusker | as | Mrs. Nelson | | Lorraine McIntosh | as | Herself | | Ricky Ross | as | Himself |
| | Crew list: | | Mike Alexander (Director) | | William McIlvanney (Writer) |
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