| Cast list |
| Barbara Snellenburg | as | Supermodel #1/Virgin/Beautiful Girl/Boobwatch Girl #4 (as Barbara Snellenberg) |
| Rebecca Chaney | as | Supermodel #2/Pregnant Girl/Lesbian #3/Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant |
| Gloria Sperling | as | Old Lady |
| Chris Watson | as | Rhymer |
| Vince Offer | as | Batman/Fetus Salesman/JJ Cool/Flirty Harry/Vincenzo Bulafungu |
| Karen Black | as | Mother |
| Mongo Brownlee | as | Black Juror #1 (as Jerry 'Mongo' Brownlee) |
| Brian Van Holt | as | Lifeguard |
| Lightfield Lewis | as | Virgin Hunter/White Juror #2 |
| Ant | as | Gay Man |
| Michael Clarke Duncan | as | Gay Virgin |
| Jeff Jaeger | as | Transvestite (as Jeffery Jaeger) |
| Michael Parisi | as | Godmother/Psychologist (as Michael 'Wheels' Parisi) |
| Joey Buttafuoco | as | Sonny |
| Peachy Keene | as | Lesbian #1 |
