| Cast list | | Ted Danson | as | Spence Holden | | Howie Mandel | as | Dennis Powell | | Richard Mulligan | as | Wayne 'Turnip' Parragella | | Stuart Margolin | as | Maurice 'Binky' Drundza | | Maria Conchita Alonso | as | Claudia Pazzo | | Jennifer Edwards | as | Ellen Frankenthaler | | Paul Sorvino | as | Tony Pazzo | | Rick Ducommun | as | Wardell | | Keye Luke | as | Ishimine | | Ed Herlihy | as | T.V. Reporter | | Walter Charles | as | Auctioneer | | Tawny Moyer | as | Leading Lady | | Emma Walton | as | Extra #1 | | Carrie Leigh | as | Extra #2 | | Sharan Lea | as | Young Girl |
| | Crew list: | | Blake Edwards (Director) | | Blake Edwards (Writer) |
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