| Cast list | | Perry Caravello | as | Himself/Stone Fury | | Don Barris | as | Himself/Big Lou | | Tony Barbieri | as | Mole/Brock | | Lisa Kushell | as | Susan B. Anthony/Jiggly Wrigley | | Bob Goldthwait | as | The Director | | Dane Cook | as | Roman Polanski | | Carson Daly | as | Himself | | Jimmy Kimmel | as | Himself | | Adam Carolla | as | Himself | | William Perry | as | Himself (as William 'The Refrigerator' Perry) | | Kitana Baker | as | Svetlana | | Tammy Faye Bakker | as | Herself | | Ernie Banks | as | Himself | | Neena Bidasha | as | Clerk's Daughter #1 | | Veena Bidasha | as | Clerk's Daughter #2 | | Scott Hartman | as | Bartolomeo Vanzetti | | Tom Hughes | as | Personal Assistant | | Toby Huss | as | Ansel Adams | | Tom Kenny | as | Gay Costume Designer | | Subash Kundanmal | as | Convenience Store Clerk | | Bob Legionaire | as | Charlton Heston | | Eric Marseglia | as | Burt Ward | | Geoffrey Pierson | as | President of Show Business (as Geoff Pierson) | | Colin Quinn | as | Talk Show Guest | | Roger Rose | as | Reporter | | Dave Sheridan | as | Travis Bickle | | Tom Stern | as | Yurgi | | Jill Sundeen | as | Nadia | | Toshi Toda | as | Hiroshima Nagasaki | | Vini | as | Convenience Store Clerk's Wife | | Wayne Wilderson | as | Nicola Sacco | | Julia Lea Wolov | as | Actress |
| | Crew list: | | Bob Goldthwait (Director) | | Tony Barbieri (Writer) | | Don Barris (Writer) |
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