| Cast list | | Maria Menounos | as | Risandra (voice) | | John Waters | as | Narrator | | Josie Davis | as | Gwendlyn | | Fred Berry | as | Himself | | Danielle Weeks | as | Heather | | Randal Malone | as | Monchichi | | Keven Undergaro | as | Lord | | Bob Backlund | as | Friar Chuck | | Mark Phinney | as | Pigboy | | Anne Jensen | as | McDeeval Assistant | | Mitch Malem | as | Matt | | Kurt Engstrom | as | Castro | | Sir Richard Wentworth | as | B.V. | | Dennis Gubbins | as | Sudsy | | Mike Ricca | as | Money | | Joe Gear | as | Bigtime | | Nick Senter | as | Tom 'Face' Facey | | Thomas Lynch | as | Tank | | John Comerford | as | Junkie | | Lisa Cross | as | Kellyan | | Patrick J. O'Connor | as | Whitey | | Doug Sherin | as | Will | | P.H. O'Brien | as | McDeeval Henchman | | Spencer Emmons | as | Gunner | | Orji Walflauer | as | A.V. | | Brendon Blincoe | as | Brendan McDeeval | | Brent Milachowski | as | Estoban | | Wayne Previdi | as | George | | Ron Piretti | as | Ronathan the Town Thespian | | Robert Owczarek | as | Fr. Dave | | Larry Zino | as | Larry Zino | | Ron Ford | as | Cop |
| | Crew list: | | Keven Undergaro (Director) | | Keven Undergaro (Writer) |
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