| Cast list |
| Rowan Atkinson | as | The 9th Doctor |
| Richard E. Grant | as | The (Quite Handsome) 10th Doctor |
| Jim Broadbent | as | The (Shy) 11th Doctor |
| Hugh Grant | as | The (Handsome) 12th Doctor |
| Joanna Lumley | as | The (Female) 13th Doctor |
| Julia Sawalha | as | Emma, The Assistant |
| Jonathan Pryce | as | The 17th Master |
| Roy Skelton | as | Daleks (voice) |
| Dave Chapman | as | Daleks (voice) |
| Lee Cornes | as | Unemployed Tribemember in Lenny Henry Show sketch |
| Harry Enfield | as | Himself - Narrator of making of documentary |
| Dawn French | as | Silurian in French and Saunders sketch |
| Lenny Henry | as | The Doctor in Lenny Henry Show sketch |
| George Layton | as | The Doctor in French and Saunders sketch |
| Jennifer Saunders | as | Silurian in French and Saunders sketch |
