| Cast list | | David Arquette | as | Muff | | Richmond Arquette | as | Deputy Cooper | | Courteney Cox | as | Cynthia | | Paz de la Huerta | as | Jade | | Ben Gardiner | as | Wilson | | Balthazar Getty | as | Jimmy | | Lukas Haas | as | Ivan | | Josh Hammond | as | Tyler | | Stephen Heath | as | Jack | | Brad Hunt | as | Hank | | Thomas Jane | as | Buzz Hall | | Jaime King | as | Samantha | | Bert Kinyon | as | Bert - Lumberjack Foreman | | Noah Maschan | as | Young Gus | | Jason Mewes | as | Joey | | Christopher Allen Nelson | as | Gus | | Rick Overton | as | Mayor Hal Burton | | Waylon Payne | as | Dean | | Paul Reubens | as | Frank Baker | | Michael X. Sommers | as | Trooper Neatnick | | Marsha Thomason | as | Linda |
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