| Cast list | | Ian Holm | as | Ben Singleton | | Penelope Wilton | as | Alice Singleton | | Bill Owen | as | Amos | | Richard Hope | as | Hubert | | Stephen Moore | as | Howard | | Rosemary Martin | as | Sylvia, The Continuity Girl | | Patrick Drury | as | David Wolmer | | Aran Bell | as | Tristram | | Stephanie Tague | as | Emma Singleton | | C.J. Allen | as | Len | | Dave Atkins | as | Smithfield Poultry Dealers | | Gillian Barge | as | Gwen | | Barbara Burgess | as | Hubert's Grany | | Patrick Connor | as | Policeman | | Norman Fisher | as | Derek | | Johnny Golde | as | Cowman | | Pearl Hackney | as | Pub Landlady | | Ken Ives | as | TV Editor | | Cherie Laine | as | Chicken Factory Girl | | Kenneth MacDonald | as | Peter Armitage | | Stephen Phillips | as | TV Presenter | | Eric Richard | as | Basil | | Tim Seely | as | Landowner | | Tim Sterne | as | Car Driver | | Denise Summers | as | Chicken Factory Girl | | Steve Vicker | as | Telecom Driver | | Ben White | as | Rollo | | Tommy Wright | as | Smithfield Poultry Dealers |
| | Crew list: | | Richard Eyre (Director) | | Brian Glover (Writer) |
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