| Cast list | | Dan Bell | as | Dern Reel | | Michael Rivkin | as | Patrick St. Patrick | | Jude Horowitz | as | Anna | | Vincent Ward | as | Smith | | Mo Gaffney | as | Sheila Ricks | | Michael DeLuise | as | Bob Mann | | Jack Kehler | as | Detective Markinson | | Ted Raimi | as | Detective Corelli | | Tracy Arnold | as | Sissy Mayron | | Jim Braverman | as | | | Katie Brown | as | Chrissy | | Dana Carvey | as | Dana Carvey | | Shawna Casey | as | Rick's Secretary | | Nicolette Chaffey | as | | | Alan Cohn | as | | | Peter DeLuise | as | | | Robert Dickman | as | | | Julian Falk | as | | | Kevin Greutert | as | | | Anna Kerkorian | as | | | Tanya Lewis | as | | | Colin Martin | as | | | Deb Morrison | as | | | Jeff Murray | as | | | Natalia Nogulich | as | Theatre Director | | Charlie Paige | as | | | Paul Provenza | as | Transvestite Apartment Manager | | JR Reed | as | | | Caroline Rhea | as | Casting Director | | Paul Robertson | as | | | Kristin Rohde | as | | | Scott Ryden | as | | | Jason Schombing | as | | | Jamie Seibert | as | | | Mickey Swenson | as | | | Lee Tergesen | as | |
| | Crew list: | | Dan Bell (Director) | | Dan Bell (Writer) |
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